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chopsy:

Just went to change the URL of the band blog, turns out Home are also an Indonesian band. If for any reason we make it to a level where that’s a problem we’re definitely gonna go by Home 182

sigurrossgeller:

selfportraithandpuppet:

I just thought “it is vital that I feed Cassie in front of her kittens so that they know who ranks highest in this house” and realised just how much my internal monologue is becoming like Dril tweets

it just needs the twist that all dril tweets have like, “it’s vital i feed cassie in front of her kittens, so that they know who ranks highest in this house, but not until i have had my fill of cat food”

I thought the idea of a well-established ranking system that needs to explained to my kittens was enough of a twist but maybe that doesn’t translate that well when it’s written down

I just thought “it is vital that I feed Cassie in front of her kittens so that they know who ranks highest in this house” and realised just how much my internal monologue is becoming like Dril tweets

how many messages do u have that only say "broom broom"

latitiasimmonds:

56 exactly

Hey! Hope you and your mum're having a good time being internet famous and nobody's sending you anything negative! You two are diamond geezers and I'm gonna go play bingo now. Wish me luck!

latitiasimmonds:

Thank you very much! We both love bingo! Can we join you sometime??

Yes!

latitiasimmonds:

louistomlinton:

i’m so uncomfortable

Follow my Tumbler

latitiasimmonds:

ritzymom:

if these people do not won an award i will be bitterly disappointed

Follow my Tumbler

latitiasimmonds:

ritzymom:

if these people do not won an award i will be bitterly disappointed

Follow my Tumbler

latitiasimmonds:

wifegoals:

life goals: tish simmonds 

Follow my Tumbler

Someone was in this exact pose on French Girls in their pyjamas holding a piece of paper that said “draw me like a Disney princess” and by the time I’d finished this they deleted it

I’m so upset

Someone was in this exact pose on French Girls in their pyjamas holding a piece of paper that said “draw me like a Disney princess” and by the time I’d finished this they deleted it

I’m so upset

Ah fair enough turns out that’s how deposits and rent work and I’m stupid and the world is completely ok in being this all the time wah wah wah :’(((((((

I may have just sent the least professional email ever to Jamie, the bloke who runs the halls I stayed in last year

Apparently I don’t get my deposit back because I didn’t pay my rent on time last year, so I sort of said “well I could have used that money what with me being too much of a mess to work, having literally no money and owing my grandad thousands of pounds because your company refused to acknowledge my situation” and asked him to explain how my rent affects the deposit and whether he can get me out of that at all

Like I doubt he’ll want to work with me at all now but fuck that guy anyway

k1mkardashian:

linsdaylohan:

where is their academy award

my non-problematic white faves

I’m so good at this

I’m so good at this

I’m proud of everything I have used this app for