i love when cats have that one toy they just hate 

and you can throw it near them and see them look at it like “…fucking hell what do YOU want”


my friend was drunk last night and I tried to convince him that he paid for the new U2 album and honestly I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone so upset

Aphex Twin - Avril 14th
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Avril 14th / Aphex Twin

MATE anyone i know who’s in preston, tim westwood is gonna be in the next train to glasgow

he won’t be getting off but he’s on there

Why the American flag?

That way it makes it look like some presidential speech or something! If I used the English flag/Union jack it’d make me look like a nationalist i guess

i want to somehow set up a huge prank where i give someone a massive monologue and at the end of it i put my hand on my heart and a huge american flag falls down and covers whatever building is behind me

iOS8’s text correction is cocky as shit now it just corrects something three words behind what you’ve just typed without asking you

like it’ll capitalise something seemingly randomly because you’ve apparently typed it in caps once, or it thinks it stands for something maybe

and it won’t even come up with the box you can click on it just does it so you have to go back and delete it

Death Grips - Full Moon (Death Classic)
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bout to youtube “death grips cover” will report back

This was the best idea I’ve had all day

bout to youtube “death grips cover” will report back